Thug Story...

I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I'm still a thug

I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing, but I just made caramel delight
T swift and t pain rappin on the same track
It's a thug story tell me can you handle that

I had a dream last night I had high-top NIkes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT"

Cuz I'm a singer turned rapper
Shorty I'm a make ya
Straight to the top, yo
Shorty I'm a take ya

You can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
Hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are

Singer turned gangsta
You don't wanna fight me
Straight to the top
In my extra small white tee

T swift and t pain all up on the same track
It's a thug story tell now can you get with that

What! What! I knit sweaters yo!
What! What! don't test me [bleep]

Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
WHAT?
I said "yo"
YUP
You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
SHE DIDN"T EVEN SWEAR
Hello??

Haha... I like this song sang by Taylor Swift! I didn't know she could rap...