- The bandage was wound around the wound.
- The farm was used to produce produce.
- The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
- We must polish the Polish furniture.
- He could lead if would get the lead out.
- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
- Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
- I did not object the object.
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
Monday, March 28, 2011
CHIMlish! :P
Friday, December 10, 2010
Just For Laughs...
During Malay Period,
Cikgu, boleh tak saya pergi ke tandas?
Cikgu, tandas.
During English Period,
Teacher, may I go to the toilet?
Teacher, may I go and answer the call of nature?
During Mathematics Period,
Teacher, may I substitute my urine into the toilet bowl?
During Moral Period,
Cikgu, saya mahu menggunakan hak saya sebagau pelajar untuk pergi ke tandas.
During History Period,
Cikgu, boleh tak saya pergi buat perjanjian di/dengan tandas?
During Biology Period,
Teacher, may I go and empty my bladder?
Teacher, may I relax the tension of my muscles of my bladder?
Teacher, may I excrete my waste products in the toilet?
During Chemistry Period,
Teacher, can I produce carboxyl diamine [(NH2)2CO] in the toilet?
Teacher, can I undergo the process of dehydration in the toilet?
During Physics Period,
Teacher, may I go to the toilet to achieve equilibrium of my bladder?
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Toilet Rules! =D
Friday, July 30, 2010
This is WHY you LOGOUT your facebook account after using... =P

I took this comic out from the Star newspapers. And, if you ask yourself (18>years old), there are many things we post on facebook that we don't want our parents to see, right? We post stuff to seek attention and sympathy from our friends.But, yet we fail to realize, our parents will always be standing behind our backs no matter what happens. Friends are just temporary, but parents are forever. I took me a long time to realize this truth, because most of us are blinded by parents being the one nagging you all day.
=)
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Life.
At 8 in the morning,
I departed from home,
on bike to stadium,
to bid my friends a sad goodbye.
They were leaving for NS,
a place they dread to be,
I wished them best of luck,
and a hug goodbye.
The bus started to move,
with my friends on board,
I waved to them,
and they waved back,
with a sad smile.
Tomorrow oh tomorrow,
At 8 in the morning,
I shall recieve the same fate,
with bag and pail in hand.
Meeting with two friends,
my class and school mates,
at the stadium for the bus.
And thus,
my NS life has begun.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Supplements & Vitamins?
Vitamins & Supplements are "Chips more, Koko Jelly, Cookies etc.."???According to the Cambridge dictionary, vitamin is defined as "any group of natural substances which are necessary in small amounts for growth and good health of the body", and supplements is defined as "something which is added to something else in order to improve it or complete it".
So, by eating these stuffs on display will make me healthy? I think I would not mind... =P
Monday, February 15, 2010
999!
Some random thoughts and numbers for Jing and Teng! =P999 is the number to call when you face an emergency. A thought occurred to me when I was reading the notice.
Here is the situation:
What if... 999 emergencies are happening at the same time at 999 different places in Malaysia, and 999 people call 999 for help. Will the 999 line be able to handle all the 999 calls at once? Or only 99 calls will get through, and 99 places be saved?Anyone knows how this 999 line works? Care to shed some light on this matter? =)
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Pet Star - Parrot Genius!
Heh... heh... heh... heh...
Let's get down!
Friday, October 9, 2009
Ubat Kuat Lelaki Spring Return??
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tagged by Joyce and Yi En... =.=
Alien? Danny?
Yes. It's rude not to call back.
Fortunately, Malaysia's education system doesn't include detentions... =)
Chapter 6: Who/What was the last===================================
Monday, August 17, 2009
The 3 Stupid Stages of Life...
Teen Age:
Have Time + Energy ... but No Money
Working Age:Have Money + Energy... but No Time.
Old Age:Have Money + Time ... but No Energy.
Isn't there a better way to change the 3 stages of life? Are we born on Earth just to work and die?
Sarah's Tag... XD
I don't really know how to tell you this, (our socks don't match). I think I realized it (when your dog humped my leg) (outside your office) and I saw you (carve your initials into) (the elephant in the corner). I'm sure you're (shamed) enough to understand (that the middle-east is planning their revenge on you). I'm returning your (toe ring) to you, but I'll keep (your photo with the mustache drawn on) as a memory. You should also know that I (will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard) and (I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon).
(Go drown yourself),
Daniel
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Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
asta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Tagging:
Joyce! XD
Xuelin! (Have a good laugh!)
CJ!
Tim C
Yi Jing?
And any other people who wanna do this hilarious tag!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
The 5 Love Languages According to Dr. Gary Chapman...
The Five Love Languages.
My primary love language is probablyQuality Time.
with a secondary love language being
Physical Touch.
Complete set of results
| Quality Time: | 11 | |
| Physical Touch: | 9 | |
| Words of Affirmation: | 6 | |
| Acts of Service: | 2 | |
| Receiving Gifts: | 2 |
Information
Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.Take the quiz
Saturday, August 8, 2009
My Kind Of Girl... Tagged by Joyce... =.=
Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your blog post.
if you a guy- post this as my kind of girl.
if your a girl- post it as my kind of boy.
1.Do you need him/her to be good looking??
Nope.
2. Smart?
Yup.
3. Preferred age?
+ / - 2 years?
4. Preferred height?
Shorter than me?
5. How about sense of humor?
Sure!
6. How about piercings?
Definitely not!
7. Accepts you for who you are?
Yes. One of the many elements of building a stable relationship, no matter is friendship or any relationship.
8. Pink hair?
Har? I don't think so.
9. Mushy or no?
No?
10. Thin or fat?
Thin? Well built?
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
White? Haha...
12. Long hair or short hair?
Hrm... Eiter
13. Plastic or metal?
Huh?
14. Smells good?
Is this a logic question?
15. Smoker?
No! Say no to smoking!
16. Drinker?
No!
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
If we are suitable?
18. Musically inclined?
I hope so.
19. Plays piano?
Sure. Why not?
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Both?
21. Plays violin?
Ok?
22. Sings very good?
Sure.
23. Vain?
NO!
24. With glasses?
With or without, it's fine with me.
25. With braces?
The questions are getting a little nonsensical. Ok.
26. Shy type?
Sure.
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
A little bit of both worlds?
28. Active or passive?
Hrm?
29. Tight or bomb?
WOW! I don't understand this question.
30. Singer or dancer?
Both?
31. stunner?
Maybe?
32. Hiphop?
No?
33. Earrings?
A girl likes earrings, don't they?
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
Depends...
35. Dimples?
Can a...
36. Bookworm?
Not too much.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
???
38. Playful?
Sure.
39. Flirt?
With one guy at the time only.
40. Poem writer?
Sure?
41. Serious?
Sometimes.
42. Campus crush?
Maybe.
43. Painter?
Yes or no, also can.
44. Religious?
Yes!
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Yes!
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Hrm.
47. Speaks 20 languages?
That's a LOT!
48. Loyal or faithful?
Both!
49. Good kisser
I don't mind.
50. loves children??
Yes!
Tim, Loh, Jovaynne, CJ, YiEn, and anyone who wants to this tag.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tagged by the Joyce...
1. How old are you?
16 going 17...
2. Are you single?
Yup...
3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
Urm... I'm not sure... 25+ gua... See how God plans it.
4. Do you think you'll marry the person you are with now?
Not with anyone now, how to know? LOL!
5. If not, who you want to marry?
I don't know.
6. Who will be your bridesmaid and bestman?
LOL! Haven't even know whether will get married yet or not, already ask these questions...
7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
Hrm... See la...
8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
Urm... Paris? London?
9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
Everyone I know! LOL!
10. Will that include your exes?
Maybe....
11. How many layers of cake do you want?
Depends on the cake.
12. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
Evening!
13. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
Hrm... If you get to attend my wedding then you will know d lor...
14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon & fork? Knife?
Fine dining!
15. Champagne or red wine?
Champagne!
16. Honeymoon right after wedding or days after the wedding?
Depends on the situation...
17. Money or household items?
Huh?
18. How many kids would you like to have?
If I had the chance, 4.
19. Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
For memories.. =)
19.1 Baju kahwin kaler?
Wad the... 19.1??? Don't know wor...
19.2 Kad kahwin?
What's that?
19.3 Wedding gift?
My wife!
19.4 Kamera man?
Huh?
20. Whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
Let's see... Joanne Ooi? TH? Yi En? And anyone else who wanna do this tag...
Friday, July 10, 2009
Tagged by Chee Jen...
Cheeks...
2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Lucky! =)
3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with?
I can't exactly remember. I must have been ages ago...
4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
A bit... :P
5. Will you ever donate blood?
Maybe. I can't really bear the sight of my own blood.
6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Yes! A very good one too! I'm lucky to have her!
7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Am I that bad till I want someone to be dead?
8. What does your last text message say?
...
9. What are you thinking right now?
How to focus during studying...
10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Yeah... =)
11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
Urm... I think it was 12:24 a.m.
12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing right now?
I'm shirtless now... :P
13. Someone on your mind right now?
I thought of someone when I was answering this question... Haha...
14. Who was the last person who text you?
Chew Yi En
TEN Lucky Persons to do this quiz:
2. Celina (Facebook it!)
3. Stone Chew
4. Joyce Tan!
5. Da Niu
6. Loh TH?
7. Tim C
8. Aaron
9. Eunice Y
10. T. Yi Jing
Stone ar? Urm.. I don't know o... Ask him!
16. Is No. 2 a male or female?
Urm... urm... Male or female ar? Haha... Female!
17. If No. 4 nd No. 1 get together, would it be good?
Urm... No. 4 won't stop talking and No. 1 would have to be tortured listening to her... haha... Joking only!
18. What is No. 10 studying about?
SPM!
19. When was the last time you chatted with them?
All quite recently, except for Da Niu and Eunice Y.
20. Is No. 4 single?
She ar? I don't know ar... I think so gua...
21. Say something about No. 2.
She's my best friend!
22. What do you think about No. 7 and No. 8 getting together?
Gay... =.=
23. Describe No. 9.
Hrm... I think she's a bookworm as she always gets first in her whole school.
24. What would you do if No. 5 and No. 7 fight?
Make peace between them.
24. Do you like No. 1?
She ar... NO! Joking... As a friend... =)
Friday, June 5, 2009
100 Truths...
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Plain old water...
2. Last phone call: Celina (I think)...
3. Last text message: Celina also... haha...
4. Last song you listened to: Without You by Hinder...
5. Last time you cried: I can't remember exactly when...
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Someone twice?
7. Been cheated on: Yes...
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: *blank*
9. Lost someone special: Yup...
10. Been depressed: Who hasn't?
11. Been drunk and threw up: Nope... I very guai de... I don't touch anything with alcohol in it.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Green
13. Blue
14. Hrm... Orange?
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yup...
16. Fallen out of love: Hrm... No gua...
17. Laughed until you cried: Nope...
18. Met someone who changed you: A little...
19. Found out who your true friends were: I found out a few...
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Many many times...
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Friend's list? Nop...
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All?
23. How many kids do you want to have: 4!
24. Do you have any pets: Yup... Fishes...
25. Do you want to change your name: Dan's cOoL!
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Nothing special...
27. What time did you wake up today: 7:30 A.M.!!!
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: SLEEPING! =)
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My car LICENSE!
30. Last time you saw your Mother: A few minutes ago...
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life : Be closer to God...
32. What are you listening to right now: Music! Without You by Hinder...
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nop!
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: The buzzing sound of the fan of my CPU.
35. Most visited webpage: www.dantingcs.blogspot.com! =P
36. Whats your real name: DTCS
37. Nicknames: DAN!
38. Relationship Status: Single...
39. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius gua...
40. Male or female : 100% MALE!
41. Elementary?: Tadika... forget name le...
42. Middle School?: KH II
43. High school/college?: Soon... Patiently waiting...
44. Hair colour: Black...
45. Long or short: SHORT! STUPID SCHOOL RULES!!!
46. Height: 170+ cm gua...
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes.
48: What do you like about yourself?: Donno wor...
49. Piercings: NEVER IN MY LIFE!
50. Tattoos: NEVER!
51. Righty or lefty: ???
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Never done before...
53. First piercing: NEVER!
54. First best friend: Many wor...
55. First sport you joined: Badminton...
56. First vacation: Singapore gua...
58. First pair of trainers: ?
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Nothing... MA Saliva! =P
60. Drinking: MA SALIVA =P
61. I'm about to: Finish this 100 questions...
62. Listening to: This question has been asked many many times... ==
63. Waiting on: MYF...
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: OF COURSE!
65. Get Married?: Depends on Him...
66. Career?: Not sure...
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes...
68. Hugs or kisses: Both...
69. Shorter or taller: Urm... shorter gua...
70. Older or Younger: Depends...
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive...
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship!
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker!
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: NOP!
77. Drank hard liquor: NOP!
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Glasses...
79. Sex on first date: NOP!
80. Broken someone's heart: Maybe...
82. Been arrested: NOP!
83. Turned someone down: Maybe...
84. Cried when someone died: Urm...
85. Fallen for a friend?: Maybe...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Sometimes...
87. Miracles: YUP!
88. Love at first sight: No gua..
89. Heaven: YUP!
90. Santa Claus: NOP!
91. Kiss on the first date: Maybe...
92. Angels: YUP!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: NOP!
95. Did you sing today?: NOP!
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Maybe gua...
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: When i was form 1!
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: Last year? NAH!
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: A little now.. I wasn't afraid last year...
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: YUP!
Tagging:
Aaron
Loh TH
Stone Chew
Grace Chew
Jov
Choocolate JY
DanC
Joanne Ooi
Missie
CJ?



